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Art Metrano

Art Metrano

Born: 1936-09-22 • New York City, New York, USA

Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3.

Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars.

Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people.

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Filmography
Good Advice poster
Good Advice
2001 • Homeless Man
How Stella Got Her Groove Back poster
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
1998 • Dr. Steinberg
Murder in Mind poster
Murder in Mind
1997 • Judge
Toys poster
Toys
1992 • Guard at Desk
Strawberry Road poster
Strawberry Road
1991 • Jill's father
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers poster
Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
1989 • Vic
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears poster
Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
1989 • Agent 712
Police Academy 3: Back in Training poster
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
1986 • Commandant Mauser
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment poster
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
1985 • Lieutenant Mauser
Malibu Express poster
Malibu Express
1985 • Matthew
Teachers poster
Teachers
1984 • Troy
Breathless poster
Breathless
1983 • Birnbaum
No Man's Valley poster
No Man's Valley
1981 • Abe (voice)
History of the World: Part I poster
History of the World: Part I
1981 • Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
Going Ape! poster
Going Ape!
1981 • Joey
Cheaper to Keep Her poster
Cheaper to Keep Her
1981 • Tony Turino
No Image
A Cry for Love
1980
How to Beat the High Cost of Living poster
How to Beat the High Cost of Living
1980 • Gas Station Attendant
Seven poster
Seven
1979 • Kinsella
No Image
Human Feelings
1978 • Cab Driver (uncredited)
Matilda poster
Matilda
1978 • Gordon Baum
Warhead poster
Warhead
1977 • Mario
Brinks: The Great Robbery poster
Brinks: The Great Robbery
1976 • Julius Mareno
Linda Lovelace for President poster
Linda Lovelace for President
1975 • The Sheik
The Treasure of Jamaica Reef poster
The Treasure of Jamaica Reef
1975 • Waiter
The Strongest Man in the World poster
The Strongest Man in the World
1975 • TV Color Man
Dirty O'Neil poster
Dirty O'Neil
1974 • Lassiter
The All-American Boy poster
The All-American Boy
1973 • Jay David Swooze
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off poster
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
1973 • Mario Burtoli
Steambath poster
Steambath
1973 • Longshoreman
The Heartbreak Kid poster
The Heartbreak Kid
1972 • Entertainer
They Only Kill Their Masters poster
They Only Kill Their Masters
1972 • Malcolm
Norma poster
Norma
1970 • Delivery Man
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? poster
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
1969 • Max
In Name Only poster
In Name Only
1969 • Joe
Then Came Bronson poster
Then Came Bronson
1969 • Barker
Rocket Attack U.S.A. poster
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
1960 • Truck Driver