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There's No Business... (1994)

There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

Release: 1994-01-01
Runtime: 75 min
Rating: 10 / 10
Cast
Simon Brint
Simon Brint
Kenworth "Ken" Bishop
Rowland Rivron
Rowland Rivron
Duane Bishop
Lee Cornes
Lee Cornes
Dickie Valentino
Tilly Vosburgh
Tilly Vosburgh
Tilly
Stephen Frost
Stephen Frost
Reg Prince
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Mark Arden
Johnny Blackpool
Paul Mark Elliott
Paul Mark Elliott
Bernie Cosmos
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Sam Graham
Fergus
Alexander Armstrong
Alexander Armstrong
Tim
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Chris Palmer
Crispian Sprote
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Mark Bannister
Marcus
Mac McDonald
Mac McDonald
Mort Clayton
Mark Benton
Mark Benton
Barman
Arnold Brown
Arnold Brown
Man on Train
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Emma Longworth
Ems
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Alana Carlucci
Receptionist
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Luke Hartley Scott
Boy
Ian Hill
Ian Hill
Accordionist