Little White Chicks... Big Black Monster Dicks! 18 (2003)

Life's a bitch, then you marry one. What a depressing, but true, cliche for you corny white muthaf*ckas. But how 'bout this one? Life's a beach, then you carry one ... two ... or three ... or four ... or five ... off the beach and far away and out of sight of any witnesses and made into a dirty sex slave who must serve two or three ugly, big-dicked, evil, and perverted monster niggers!