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Stallone's Knockouts (1990)

Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)

Release: 1990-02-02
Runtime: 88 min
Rating: 1 / 10
Cast
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Dennis Morgan
Announcer
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Nutsy Fagan
Referee
Jackie Stallone
Jackie Stallone
Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone)
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Hal Stone
Timekeeper
Traci Lords
Traci Lords
Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator
Tiffany Million
Tiffany Million
Bambi
Melinda Armstrong
Melinda Armstrong
Wendy
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Jeanne Basone
Brooklyn
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Pamela Manning
Melanie
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Eileen O'Hara
Valerie
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Dawn Rice
Dixie
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Helena Le Count
Blonde Karate Fighter