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Hayseed (1997)

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Release: 1997-09-17
Runtime: 93 min
Rating: 1 / 10
Cast
Jamie Shannon
Jamie Shannon
Gordie
Deborah Theaker
Deborah Theaker
Judy
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Stuart Bailey
Andy Warhol
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Christine Bellini
Marge
Paul Bellini
Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad
Sarain Boylan
Sarain Boylan
Heidi
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Bruce Deller
Mr. Black Laquer
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Marc Hickox
Emile
Elva Mai Hoover
Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity
Alex Karzis
Alex Karzis
Slim
Bruce LaBruce
Bruce LaBruce
Mr. Chartreuse
Dan Lett
Dan Lett
Liam Burbage
Daniel MacIvor
Daniel MacIvor
Mr. Taupe
Shelly Mars
Shelly Mars
Rita
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Steve McKay
Speedo (voice)
Mark McKinney
Mark McKinney
Alien Doctor
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Trout McNally
Baby
Dan Redican
Dan Redican
The Saddest Man in the World