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Purely Belter (2000)

They're a couple of zeros short of a grand

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

Release: 2000-11-03
Runtime: 95 min
Rating: 6.625 / 10
Cast
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Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten
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Greg McLane
Sewell
Charlie Hardwick
Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten
Roy Hudd
Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell
Tim Healy
Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten
Kevin Whately
Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget
Jody Baldwin
Jody Baldwin
Gemma
Tracey Wilkinson
Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird
Willie Ross
Willie Ross
Ginga
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Tracy Whitwell
Clare
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Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin
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Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin
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Libby Davison
Miss Warren
Val McLane
Val McLane
Maureen
Adam Fogerty
Adam Fogerty
Zak
Anne Orwin
Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud
Lynne Wilmot
Lynne Wilmot
Cashier