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Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie poster

Hello! My Name is Blotto: The Movie (2025)

"They were fun, but they weren't a joke." - Martha Quinn

Scrappy documentary about a band that flew too close to the sun to make it really big. Albany, NY's Blotto rose from the ashes of the Star-Spangled Washboard Band and scored an unlikely hit with I Wanna Be A Lifeguard in the early 80's thanks in part to getting airplay on MTV when the network launched August 1, 1981. The film follows their struggles to land a major label deal despite huge success with touring and releasing their own EPs and Albums. First-time director Rob Lichter (aka Bert Blotto) puts together a funny, heart-felt portrait of the musical pranksters that is sometimes heartbreaking despite all the laughs.

Release: 2025-05-02
Runtime: 105 min
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Paul Jossman
Bowtie Blotto
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Bill Polchinski
Broadway Blotto
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Keith Stephenson
Cheese Blotto
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Greg Haymes
Sergeant Blotto (aka Sarge)
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Paul Rapp
Lee Harvey Blotto
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Helena Binder
Blanche Blotto
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David Maswick
Chevrolet Blotto
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Mike Kelley
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Steve Davies
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Martha Quinn
Martha Quinn
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Donald Roeser
Donald Roeser
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Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
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Bob Buchmann
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Liz Bishop
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Martin Benjamin
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John Dannison
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Tom Gliserman
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Lou Brutus
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