This ain't The Bachelor XXX (2010)

This parody showcases bachelor Zack (Chris Johnson) trying to decide between seven different women. First, Zack finds himself on an eco-friendly date with Alison (Alana Rae) in the woods where they both mutually enjoy all that nature has to offer them. Then Zack takes Barbi (Bailey Brooks) out for a romantic dinner for two, but unfortunately, the date erupts into an argument, and Zack finds himself minus one while Barbi makes nice with the waiter, played by heartthrob Dale DaBone. A girl/girl bubble bath with Sabrina Maree and Melissa Jacobs makes Zack realize that he'd rather participate than be a spectator, so he initiates an intimate rendezvous with contestants Erin (Kayla Paige) and Gail (Heather Starlet). But in the end, his heart is won over by none other than the mysterious Francesca (Summer Brielle Taylor), whose solo fantasies of Zack really do turn into a reality.